Painkiller: The Review
First, the graphics. Very pleasing. You will be hard pressed to find a game that looks this good (setting Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 aside) on the shelves. Everything flows together smoothly and looks great.
Even though the path through any given level may be a bit linear, you should not become bored. This is achieved by truly spectacular level design. The locations are beautiful and each level offers some new "eye candy." The creepy levels feel creepy, the huge levels feel huge, well...you get the picture. Everything feels like it should.
There is definitely not a shortage of hellspawn in this game. With each level sporting 150-400 monsters to tear through, you're in it for the long haul. Killing the same monster on a given level can be a bit redundant. However, this does not take away from the game's overall playability.
Weapons are definitely fun to use too. With each weapon having an alternate fire mode, you should be able to find many a creative way to demolish your foes. My personal favorite is the steak gun. This instrument of carnage fires wooden steaks at your foes. It brings me great joy to fire a steak, watch it hit the enemy, and see the enemy taken to a nearby wall and pinned there.
This brings me to my next point, ragdoll physics. What would we do without them. If you play games, you know what they are. This game has 'em. They're good. Enough said.
An aspect usually overlooked in a game is the sound. This game performs very well in this department. Monsters sound as they should. The ambient sound during levels is great and really sets the mood for the level. Let's not forget, the soundtrack. One word sums it up, bitchin'. The quickly paced fight music really gets the adrenaline pumping. It gets the job done.
To wrap things up, this game is great. It is great for a quick level of "blow shit up" after a hard day's work. The best way I can describe it is: Doom of the 21st. century. It is a really simple game and can help to relieve stress. Blow stuff up in a virtual world. It works just as good as the real thing. Plus, nobody gets hurt. If you like straight forward shoot-em-ups, you'll love Painkiller. Happy gaming.
